Da spammers are gettin reely nokshus - tree more lass nite!!! - so Momma turneded on da moddyrashun fing. We doan like it needer, but we's gotsta do sumpin. So now ya gotta fill in da silly pickshure fingy n comments will show when da momma approves em.
Hope efurrywun got speshul noms yesserday n all da hoomins are safe shoppin today.
Da momma better bring us some turkeee. Da hoomins are eatin sumwhere else today. I fink weeerd gurl's partmint. Momma wuld purrrfur to stay home but stuff happens.
And oh cheese. Da spammers wuz bak. De prolly fink dis is a grate place to play now since we wuz gone so long.
Sorry guys. Momma *still* not wurkin an she been all kindsa depressed n frusterated n not postin nowheres.
We hadda daleeet an repost our last entry cuz da spammers tookededed ofur in da comments. Almost a hunnerd yuckyposts fulla linkies to weeerd places. It ment we hadda daleeet da one reeel comment from Chey to do it, tho.
Yesserday wuz our gotchaversary. Momma furgotted. We'd poop on her pillow but she stressed enuf.
We gonna try ta get her ta posty more. We misses youze!
Luv,
Teazer n Mungo (n we spose we kin say hi from Firecat too)
Lotsa nuttin goin on.
Momma's not wurkin. She got let go in Ocktober an hasn't founded a new jobbie yet. So she's been home wif us purty much efurry day. She tryin, but guess nobeans wanna pay her enuf.
Pooka's in da moosicle at skool. Sumpin wif a cappan an lotsa kiddies an singin. She's one a da kiddies. A boy kiddie. Sumpin rong wif dat.
Nuttin noo wif Mini.
Oh jah, we gotted invaded by da whole fambly agin. Da Cool Guy an da Cool Gal, n da Gramma n Daddo, n da Weird Girl n some udder REEEELY weerd guy. An dere was turr-kee n ham n taters n corns n dey dint share none. An presents! An alla da furrnichure was in da sleepyrooms wif us. An dey were noisy an silly an stayed up way too late.
So jah, we'z still here, we'z still reedin. We'z jest not talkin.
It's my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah yeah, we've been hiding. The old farts have just been lazy. Me? I've been trying to learn to talk right. And playing with the Momma. And annoying Pooka. :) Plus Momma keeps the puter busy so I haven't been able to blog lately. Someone round here's gotta do it, right? And the biggies are too *busy* hiding in the window.
Anyway, today I got catnip just for ME! Momma wouldn't let the biggies have any. A nice big pile in the middle of the living room carpet. And then?? Before we went to bed? She ran the big purple sucky monster all over the floor so there wasn't any left! Of course, I was all done with it by then.
The biggies are bein nicer to me, too. Teazer and I both lay by the back door for a long while yesterday and today while Momma was doing something with another noisy machine and colored fabrics - Millie, did your Momma talk to my Momma??? - and we were actually TOUCHING. They haven't been trying to rassle me either. Maybe they finally figgered out I'm not leavin?
FireCat!!
She din't go 'way like she usually doze after putting da Mini girl on da big yellow box. Insted she putted a bunch a bags an Firecat's perch on da grass outside an den started messin wif Pooka's puterbox.
Den some guy camed while Momma was on da fone and he tooked all da bags but leff da perch. An den some ofur guy camed and tooked da perch. An Momma wuz happy.
Den she kep runnin back n forf between her puterbox and Pooka's puterbox.
Whut Momma? Dat wuznt a perch? Well wot wuz it? A pickshurebox???? Srsly?!?!?
See, beenz is weeeeeeeeerd. Why dey give us a picksurebox to use as a kittehperch?
Momma thought we wuz just nuts. We wuz all bein crazeee last nite. Efun Teazer, who deecided to be a lappycat while Momma watched some show bout a guy in red n blue jammas an a cape.
An den? Da whole world shookeded!!!!
Well, okay, so it didn't last long n nuffin fell or got brokeded. Momma was in bed an had Firecat lockeded up wif her, so I dunno iffin she wokeded up from it.
Dere been a couple more shakies since dey all left fur da day. Wonder wot gives.
Mungo
