Happi Noo Yeer!
We finks efurryone here is happi dat 2009 is ofur. Momma's reely hopin dat da noo yeer will bring good stuff, like a job.
We hadded a purty good Chrissymouse. Momma made ham fur all da weeeurd peeple an there was lots of laffin an laffin. We mostly stayed hid.
Momma sez today is a day fur cleenin. Wait.... fur... cleenin? RUN!!!!!!!! It's BAF DAY!!!!!!!!