Dis not kewl......
Well, lotsa stuffs not kewl, ackshully.
First, all da beans went way again, buncha times all weekend! First Pooka left wif dat boy. Den Momma an Mini left. Den Momma came home wifout Mini. Den Pooka came home an dat boy left.
Den on Caturday Momma an Pooka left and didn't come back till way after dark. At least dey left us lotsa crunchies and some stinkies. Momma got mad when she saw someone did horkies, an she's sayin she's gonna take away our stinkies to see if dat's why *someone* keeps doin it.
Den Sunday Momma an Pooka left agin, but dis time dey came back wif Mini. An den Momma an Mini left an Pooka stayeded home. But she didn't wanna play, she sez she hurted too much. But she didn't hurted too much to mess 'round wif Momma's pooperbox... Den Momma an Mini came back in da movin box but didn't come in da house, an Pooka left wif em again! Dey weren't gone so long dis time tho.
Monday dey all went 'way, an dey came back smellin like anudder kitty. An she made da bright hot thing in da yard and put meat in it.
Today *someone* tried to horky agin, dis time under Mini's sleepyplace. Momma caughted him in time and tossed him in da wet place. Course den he didn't do it. Why's he keep makin horky? He's gonna make me not never get no stinkies agin!!!
Mungo
Dat's no fe-air if your mommy takes ur stinkies away, tell her to keep Teazer away instead! You deserve stinkies!! Train her Mungo! Hurry!
ReplyDeleteBomiting is no fun.
ReplyDeleteTrust me, I dowanna horkie. It just happens. I no like it neither, but I doan no how ta stop.
ReplyDeleteNow scoose me, pleeze, I must go attack a little sisfur fur tellin all my seekritz.
Teazer
RUN MUNGOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteT.F.S.
Um, are you the only one that didn't get to go anywhere? Hopefully they didn't have too much fun without you.
ReplyDeleteHave you tried hairball formula? We get that and it helps with the vomiting...well, we still do it, but not as much.
George