More about buggies n spots

I wuz not skeered of da red dot thingy. I wuz lettin Mungo be an idjit wif it while I plotted out my attack. We figgereded out dat da redlight comes from a jingly thingy Momma keeps on her desk. We keep tryin to get da jingly thingy when she's seepin or huntin, but we can't make da light play. We need thumbs!!

As fer da speshul buggies, Momma sez dey been seepin in da dirt fur 17 yeers. Dats a lots n lots of nappies! I wonder what dey eat in da dirt in all dat time. When dey come out, dey eat efurryting green dey can get, an den dey grow hard shells an dey do stuff to make noo buggies, and den dey die. And da noo buggies dig into da dirt an seep fur 17 yeers. Momma sez dey called "sick-ay-duhs" an dat dey kinda like "low-cuts" but not xacly.

Oh, an sumpin else. Momma broughted home flowers yessserday. Purty purple ones on long sticks wif leaves. She calls em lie-lacks. An she won't let us eat em! Da Elphie Lady sez mebbe dey not safe fur kitties... Does ennybuddy no?

Love,
Teazer