Is it over?
Okay, so efurrybody's back home where dey belong. Da sootcase is empty an unner Momma's bed. An nobody smells like strange kitties ennymore.
Da invader wuznt so bad. Cuz when dey all gotted home dat nite, da invader went right to Momma's room n closed da door. Momma slepted in Pooka's bed, wich wuz weerd. But we putted bitey on Momma an she gotted right up in da mornin when we wanted her. An den dey all lefted agin an no invader camed back. So we hardly sawed her.
Da weerd man is back too. An he stayed round fur dinner after Momma screameded at him fur a while. Da kidbeenz went to sumpin called a "park" so Momma could yell an be mean at him. He's a wimp, tho. He dint fight back or put biteys on her or nuttin. He efun sounded sad so I bet he was bein a bad beenz. But Mini reely luvs him so we won't give him badbiteys or poop in his shooz. Mebbe a hareball, tho.
Pooka's happy cuz skool starts next week. What's a week? Ennyway, she's happy. She likes skool. Mini likes skool too but she's not talkin bout it yet. And we'z happy cuz our beenz is happy.
Yay! I am glad everybody is back home where they belong.
ReplyDeleteYou's shood bitey da weird manbean just acause you can, he aserves biteys!
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But da manbean smells like woofy an he not nice. We doan like gettin close ta him.
ReplyDeleteYeah, dats da ticket.
What's a ticket?
Can yoos pukey on him from a distance? that'd be good too! he's a rotten bean!
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