Stoopid hoomans
Furst.... Pooka aint gone nowhere yet. Least not nowhere she don't normally go. She does keep comin home smellin like kitties. Our Mommakitty and sum bebbiekitties. Mebbe our noo sisfurs n brofurs?
She did try takin pickshures of da noo bebbies but dey doan sit still nice. Dey furry curious kitties an she keeps getting pickshures of blur. She's tryin ta convince Hoomanmomma ta bring home two bebbies dat Pooka calls "dreemsickers". Pooka sez no more tuxies 'lowed. Dere's da two dreemsickers, two or tree tuxies, an a tiger, an Poooka's friends are comin up wif silly names fur em all. I wonder which one is res... resp.... to blame for "Moomoo"... I put bitey on dem!
So da soootcase is still sittin in da sleepyroom wif nuttin in it. We confoozled.
Oh, an den da Momma came home smellin like kitty too. Strange kitty. She sez sum sillybean came to her office to haff a meeting an brought a kitty in a backypack. We dunno why a hooman would do dat in da furst place.... but Momma sed dat da kitty doan like air condishuning needer so he wuz hidin. Hah! He wuz hidin cuz he wuz skeered of beein dere, not cuz it wuz cold. But dats what his hooman told Momma. His hooman's really dumb.
uhoh, Mungo found a fly. Must go rescue it.
Teazer
Furget the fly, kill dat eful soot-case!! Kill it afore it takes Pooka away!
ReplyDeleteWe hopes you gets more kitties in yur house, lotsa kitties is lotsa FUNS!
Hoomans don't get us kitties, dey's not got brains big enuff, so dey says stoopid stuffs like that bean at your Meowmy's owfice!
T.F.S.